Luke Littler’s Dream Car 2.0
From “Mercedes? Been there” to “RS3 or BUST!”
Exactly six hours after nailing his driving test with zero faults, Luke Littler FaceTimed his mate and dropped the U-turn:
“Mate, I’m done with the Merc.
Just sat in an Audi RS3 at the dealership.
0-60 in 3.8 seconds… that’s faster than my 9-darter!
Sold.”
Old Dream vs. New Beast
| Car | Price | Littler Quote | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mercedes A-Class | £30k–£50k | “Classy, comfy, grown-up” (Jan 2025) | For sale on eBay tonight 🚮 |
| Audi RS3 Sportback | £58k (base) | “It ROARS like 10,000 Ally Pally fans” | Deposit paid – picking up Friday 🔥 |
The Switch Timeline
- 9:47am – Passes test
- 10:15am – Posts certificate
- 11:03am – Test-drives RS3 in Warrington
- 11:27am – Instagram Story poll: “RS3 or keep Merc?”
➜ 87% vote RS3 - 12:10pm – £5k deposit down
- 12:45pm – Lists Merc: “One careful owner… never driven 😂”
The Car Spec He’s Getting
- Colour: Kyalami Green
- Wheels: 19″ black alloys
- Plate: NUK3 180 (already reserved)
- First mod: Dart-flight vinyl on the boot
Fan Reactions (already 400k likes)
- “From 6 theory fails to 400 horsepower. Ultimate redemption arc.”
- “Merc to RS3 = 501 to 180. Upgrade accepted.”
- “Imagine the first overtake… horn blares ‘SWEET CAROLINE’.”
First Drive Plans
- Friday: Pick up RS3
- Saturday: Drive to Wolverhampton for Grand Slam of Darts
- Sunday: Park pitch-side, rev engine on live TV when he hits a 180
Littler’s Final Word
“Merc was the learner-plate vibe.
RS3 is the world-champ vibe.
See you on the M6, slow coaches 🚦😎”
The Nuke just went full throttle, on the road and the oche.
Keys collected. Title defence loading.
Who’s riding shotgun? 🎯💨
